did it for 5 years
19 months ago
it was a fucking blast!!!
| 1. |
build my own underground bunker out in the country
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1 person |
| 2. |
die laughing my ass off
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15 people |
| 3. |
use sarcasm daily
1 entry |
4 people |
| 4. |
Become Pope
1 entry |
12 people |
| 5. |
start a grindcore band
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1 person |
| 6. |
completely destroy myspace.
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1 person |
| 7. |
travel back in time and fix some of my fuck ups
1 entry |
1 person |
| 8. |
go see fleas and lice on the 22nd.
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1 person |
| 9. |
witness a convincing exorcism
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1 person |
| 10. |
build an atomic bomb from pinball machine parts
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1 person |
| 11. |
start my own church
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6 people |
| 12. |
slaughter an animal myself and eat it
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2 people |
| 13. |
retire by the age of 40
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1 person |
| 14. |
get the irs off my fucking back
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1 person |
| 15. |
get the 50 bucks pip owes me from 1994
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1 person |
| 16. |
get the 15 grand my dad stole from me back
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1 person |
| 17. |
go to new zealand
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682 people |
| 18. |
teach my son to ride trains
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1 person |
| 19. |
open a legal squat in new orleans
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1 person |
| 20. |
get out of anger management
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1 person |
im really surprised im the only one with this one…
you must be a bunch of remorseless bastards.
its 2 inches above another one of my nipples. im not sure whether that one is the first or second though. i guess i should ask my mom…..