I Work There
2 years ago
And the food is good. And sometimes they give us free food as rewards for completing goals, and that’s even better. Try the new toasted Italian sub, it’s heavenly.
| 1. |
meditate
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2,818 people |
| 2. |
eat more mexican food
|
5 people |
| 3. |
mosh more
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 4. |
go to more concerts
|
2,553 people |
| 5. |
watch more horror movies
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8 people |
| 6. |
watch every episode of Scrubs
|
2,761 people |
| 7. |
buy more clothes
|
217 people |
| 8. |
read more Clive Barker novels
|
1 person |
| 9. |
become wise
1 entry . 1 cheer |
30 people |
| 10. |
cook more
|
1,945 people |
| 11. |
become better at sex
1 cheer |
3 people |
| 12. |
Dance in the rain
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2,339 people |
| 13. |
learn how to tie the stem of a maraschino cherry with my tongue
|
701 people |
| 14. |
rage against the machine
|
1 person |
| 15. |
get health insurance
|
239 people |
| 16. |
cure my migraines
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5 people |
| 17. |
drink more water
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19,138 people |
| 18. |
take more showers
|
14 people |
| 19. |
go on a road trip
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3,520 people |
| 20. |
get tattoos
|
259 people |
| 21. |
read The Satanic Bible
|
952 people |
| 22. |
get more cats
|
9 people |
| 23. |
own House season 3
|
1 person |
| 24. |
own more horror movies
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 25. |
get laid
|
1,698 people |
| 26. |
make more money
|
2,241 people |
| 27. |
suck more dick
|
5 people |
| 28. |
have more sex
|
998 people |
| 29. |
get over my broken heart
1 cheer |
43 people |
| 30. |
become a Witch
1 entry |
143 people |
| 31. |
have kids
1 cheer |
3,032 people |
| 32. |
lose 50 pounds
1 cheer |
2,506 people |
| 33. |
watch more Dane Cook
|
1 person |
| 34. |
make more friends
|
5,121 people |
| 35. |
get drunk more
|
12 people |
| 36. |
sleep better
1 cheer |
782 people |
| 37. |
write more poetry
1 cheer |
913 people |
| 38. |
make a horror movie
1 cheer |
45 people |
| 39. |
date a girl
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49 people |
| 40. |
start a support group
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 41. |
get my clit pierced
1 cheer |
26 people |
And the food is good. And sometimes they give us free food as rewards for completing goals, and that’s even better. Try the new toasted Italian sub, it’s heavenly.
I think this will always be on the list, because any time I remove it I’m saying “yep, I’m wise now” and that’s a sure sign of a fool.