electricgoose

I work in central London, and normally get the tube of course. But if I walk, I get to swagger through Soho, stride past the houses of Parliament, swan along the Thames etc. Gets a bit more grotty when you get south of the river, though. Why Fridays? Well, I’m in much less of a hurry to get home because the weekend stretches ahead of me like a big warm egg.

Walking home would also decrease my chances of being killed in a terrorist attack, which is a decent bonus…

Not sure why I want to learn it. But where do I learn? And would I have any practical use for it, as I don’t know any deaf people?

Well, fruit too. Obstacles: vegetables are generally a bit rubbish. Apart from peas. And peppers. And mushrooms. But it probably doesn’t really count if I just eat five tonnes of peas…