elhendrixo

always smell like a baked ham

sophmore year my best friend and i cut our last three classes and stole her ex boyfirends car and took it for a joy ride, even though neither one of us had ever driven before… we would have gotten away with it too, if we hadnt popped the tire :o(

2 members strong

no one was sober, no one was sitting down.
it was amazing.

i played a ninja turtles two: secret of the ooze drinking game with these cats, in full costume:

www.arrr.net

and if they tell you love fades with time, tell them theres no such thing as time

i sold copies of a cartoon i drew of michael jackson for a dollar when i was in middle school

go 40 ounces to freedom and the rest will follow

oh god. it is something that should be done every day.

he signed my ipod at the borders tent at newport folk fest, and then i saw him in the crowd and went up and talked to him. he was really nice and just pretty amazing overall.

kim deal is a goddess

and i did it out of a plastic cup

it was worth it, even though some bastard punched me in the face for my spot

it really sucked, but i feel accomplished.

whenever you start to feel guilty about something, you can just remind yourself “atleast i dont eat meat!”

i wish i had the will power…

i know i’ve had alot of really print worthy adventures. i just have some trouble remembering them. ;o)