Owning a pet monkey...
3 years ago
Would definitely be a dream come true, but reason 1: Currently, I am not capable of taking care of a monkey. reason 2: A monkey doesn’t want to live in a one-bedroom apt. with me and my dog.
| 1. |
keep my apartment clean
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280 people |
| 2. |
stop throwing clothes on the floor
1 entry . 1 cheer |
886 people |
| 3. |
find a healthy relationship
1 entry . 1 cheer |
19 people |
| 4. |
start writing again
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370 people |
| 5. |
figure out what i want to do with my life
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3,572 people |
| 6. |
take back America from the jerks
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131 people |
| 7. |
take a vacation on an island
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3 people |
| 8. |
see Karl Rove indicted
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4 people |
| 9. |
become a gypsy
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38 people |
| 10. |
write a good novel
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139 people |
| 11. |
exercise regularly
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10,582 people |
| 12. |
Survive an Al-Qaeda attack right by my home
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18 people |
| 13. |
Keep in touch with my friends and family
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8 people |
Would definitely be a dream come true, but reason 1: Currently, I am not capable of taking care of a monkey. reason 2: A monkey doesn’t want to live in a one-bedroom apt. with me and my dog.
Not possible. I am doomed to a life filled with unhealthy relationships. But, at the same time, not ready to give up…