fishNOTfreak22

How I did it: O.K, since some mers-to-be can't wait.... JK!  This is what to do after 2 full moon baths. You switch. Sort of. Next, is the new moon! The moon is gone, not effecting anything. All is calm.  All is... cold? Sorry! I am making this so not serious! I'll stop! Anyway, on the new moon, 1 NEW MOON! [If you pay attention, this should be FEB or JAN, MARCH at the latest] Take a cold bath on the new moon, doing all you did on the full, o… Read how I did it…

How I did it: How I did it: O.K., first off I want to say that I am no imposter wannabe mermaid. All that I am about tell you is 99.9% true. The other 0.01% is used to protect my identity. And before you read further, here is my def of a mermaid:A female or male [merman] who can grow a fish tail when they are in the water. So, anyway, here are some facts: [And I’ll really TRY not to ramble] The phases of the moon changes the waves, and water.… Read how I did it…

How I did it: No, no, NO!!! This is not a curse! This is a blessing! Why does everyone say it is wrong and “Against nature”?! WHY? It is fun to keep a secret! It sends chills down my spine each time I step into the foaming blue waves of the ocean. Just hear me out:  IF YOU BELIEVE WHAT I AM SAYING, PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL USERS OR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE A MERMAID! READ MY OTHER BLOG, THE ONE THAT SAYS HOW TO BECOME ONE, THEN LEAVE A COMMENT SAY… Read how I did it…