couldn't find any crack
22 months ago
c’est la guerre. some other time maybe.
| 1. |
eat a bacon egg and cheese sandwich from nick's
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1 person |
| 2. |
make rice crispy treats and then eat them
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 3. |
smoke even more cigarettes
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1 person |
| 4. |
tell sigur ros that I think they're awesome
3 cheers |
1 person |
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become so fantastically good-looking I cause people of all genders, and their pets, to stop what they are doing and vomit capriciously because I make them look like asssssss
2 cheers |
28 people |
| 6. |
destroy my enemies
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9 people |
| 7. |
stop grinding my fucking teeth at night
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1 person |
| 8. |
learn some simple home surgery techniques
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1 person |
| 9. |
replace jed's cat with one that doesn't hate everyone and everything, or at least one that doesn't try to claw your ankles at every possible opportunity
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1 person |
| 10. |
recalibrate my aesthetic sensibilities to account for the horrible skew that graduate school has impacted them (the sensibilities) with
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1 person |
| 11. |
get fantastically, stupifyingly drunk without puking and/or losing an article of clothing I enjoy owning
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 12. |
get in at least one fight
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4 people |
| 13. |
unfuck my school situation
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4 people |
| 14. |
unfuck my money situation
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1 person |
| 15. |
find the people who stole my shit and poke their eyes out with a bone folder
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 16. |
make a lamp
2 cheers |
11 people |
| 17. |
move back to new york
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35 people |
| 18. |
eat real food instead of utter crap
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 19. |
stop remembering shit
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1 person |
| 20. |
dramatically curtail excessive masturbation
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1 person |
| 21. |
quit impulsively signing up for pick-of-the-week yet useless web services just because they feature "folksonomies" or some such shit
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1 person |
| 22. |
make more deviled eggs, on like a regular basis
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1 person |