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2 years ago
whoa, you have red hair
you wont be doing anyone any favours with a red afro
but you have a kickass fringe.
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know when to stop
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attend my funeral
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sue the united states
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count to infinity
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rock
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become a male supermodel
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save darfur in my spare time
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put the fun back in prefugnancy
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convince a girl im deep
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kill 2 mockingbirds with one stone
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freestyle rap battle with the queen of england
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change my dna
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be hysterical
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Marry Prince William and be the Queen of England.
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gain weight
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be funnier
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meet a girl named jim
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meet a guy named jim
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move my fucking panda
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start a band and call it the red hot chili peppers
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sprint to 60km/h on my road bike
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write a poem about my awesomness
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buy a longboard
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buy a ti-89 graphing calculator and find out how to use it
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change my name
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represent myself in a civil case
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free tibet in 60 seconds
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find a girlfriend in 60 seconds
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run over some foster kids and U-turn and fucking run over them again
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fuck a snowman
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learn calculus
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build a cnc machine
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Learn Finite Element Analysis
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get everyone pregnant within a 200 mile radius
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skip, like a man
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jump
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run
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not fuck a snowman
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parallel park without guilt
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kill the cat
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get bigger hair than diana ross
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run over a pedestrian and U-turn and fucking run over him again
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whoa, you have red hair
you wont be doing anyone any favours with a red afro
but you have a kickass fringe.
thats unfortunate, well if you ever wanna shift your center of gravity you know what you have to do.