Seriously…these “cars” are just the physical manifestation of having given up on life and on happiness. Clearly you’ve decided that it’s time to be more responsible and practical and do what your nagging wife tells you. You’re whipped! There is no way anyone could ever find these things attractive! I bow my head everytime one passes. They are a hearse for youth and optimism. They are an abomination and I hereby solemnly swear that as long as I shall live, I will NEVER EVER join the ranks of the pussywhipped “might-as-well-be-walking-dead” and buy one!
Feb 21, 01:21PM PST | 0 comments
I have tried so many times and been denied everytime for different reasons. When I was in college, the blood bus would come around once a year but I never found out about it until after it was gone! Once I was denied because I had a cold (I live in Ireland! It’s wet and windy! I always have a cold!) Another time I had got a tattoo in the past six months! Another time I had been to a tropical malarial zone in the past six months! Another time (while I was in a tropical zone) I got so close to giving it. They were just about to sign me up but then they said no because I was backpacking alone and they were afraid I would leave the building, promptly faint and there would be no one to help me!!! Why does no one want my blood!!! It’s perfectly good I swear!!! One of these days I’m gonna give some of it away one way or another!!!
Feb 16, 02:35PM PST | 1 cheer | 0 comments
I’ve started trying to do sit-ups and push-ups every morning. I remember to do it about half the mornings. I’m up to 60 of each now. By the end of June ‘09, I want to be doing 100 of each every morning.
Feb 15, 05:45AM PST | 0 comments
I'm doing 30 things
