I'm doing 43 things
Some question’s that have bugging the shit out of me:
What’s the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey’s/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?(this one i thought up when i was sniffing the glue)
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
If anybody has ant fucking answers tell me or else i will go more insane that i already am
gerard_is_all_mine's Life List
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1. be mcr's roadie and possibly their groupie
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2. go to MORE My Chemical Romance concerts
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3. hang out with My Chemical Romance
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4. see my chemical romance in concert
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5. SEE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LIVE
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6. live with my chemical romance
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7. sing with my chemical romance
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8. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LIVE
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9. see my chemical romance romance in concert
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10. meet the band,My Chemical Romance.
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11. be a friend of my chemical romance
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12. My Chemical Romance: Helena!
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13. Be in MY Chemical Romances band!
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14. see my chemical romance play
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15. .x.Meet My Chemical Romance.x.
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16. Join My Chemical Romance
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17. befriend my chemical romance
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18. go to see my chemical romance
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19. meet my chemical romance in person
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20. to meet my chemical romance
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21. watch my chemical romance
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22. open for my chemical romance
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23. Be in the My Chemical Romance band
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24. See My Chemical Romance
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25. TALK TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
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26. go to my chemical romance concert
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27. meet my chemical romance :D
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28. Hug My Chemical Romance
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29. my chemical romance
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30. Go To A My Chemical Romance Concert
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31. Meet My Chemical Romance
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32. Go to a My Chemical Romance gig
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33. be in my chemical romance as dancer !! :D
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34. be in my chemical romance
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35. be my chemical romance
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36. Go to a My Chemical Romance's Concert
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37. I met my chemical romance
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39. go to a chemical romance concert
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40. met my chemical romance
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41. Meet My chemical romance :P
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42. my chemical romance video
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43. learn guitar
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Some reasons I hate war partly because mikey got killed in war not for real but that’s what happens to people who join the war they get killed or one of their friends or siblings get killed! it’s sad i’m against bush
One time when I answered the phone it was a telemarketer. So I asked is what you are selling Biodegrateable? then i hung up other things i said to telemarketers:
1. in five year old voice i said i can’t find my mommy can you help me?
2. i picked up the phone and say i’m not interested and quickly hang up
3. tell them currently, anything past saturn gets a little fuzzy can you do better?
4. if they ask you if you’d like a new free credit card, say sure, what the hell, my dog’s already got one, how about one for my fish too?
5. when a person calls to sell insurance, say I already bought some from the little girl scouts sorry.
6. hold on my pet llama is eating a carrot of the top of my head as I give my pet squirrel a hair cut maybe you should call later!
7. we’re having a severe storm here could you just give me your number and I will call you back as soon as it is over?
8. ask them to fax the survey to you and make up a number.
9. say Trips are such a big waste one time I won a trip to Disney World and it said DisneyWorld LEFT!!
10. Hey, I am on the fifth level of (game name here) and if you could just wait on hold for 5 minutes that would be great!
Also, pretend you are pleasuring yourself or having gay/lesbian sex and made grunting or moaning noises. That works too. I hope I helped you guys with those shitty telemarketers.
