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a short film would be easier…but i think a film would be a great project. Ive entertained the thought of making a sciencefiction saga with crude puppets…or an interpretive dance/stuffed animal porno. Documentaries would be fun as well, perhaps one about persian rugs, with a journey to Iran…maybe make music videos

a short film would be easier…but i think a film would be a great project. Ive entertained the thought of making a sciencefiction saga with crude puppets…or an interpretive dance/stuffed animal porno. Documentaries would be fun as well, perhaps one about persian rugs, with a journey to Iran…Maybe make music videos….

1.She is the sweetest person I know

2.She puts up with me when i’m being a big old grump\

3.She wears her tiara while cutting out a little rats nest full of coupons, on the bed while watching tv.

4.I like to play with her little buttocks…and spank them (when she misbehaves) till they are red, like cooked hotdogs

5.She pouts just to get her way…which i secretly find adorable

6.She tolerates very loud (and bad) bagpipe music…

7.She is my best friend

8.She is a wonderful cook…especially her salmon chowder and her tiramisu

9.She cries while watching the home make-over shows because she is sweet and she cares.

10.She squeals like a little girl when i kiss her belly.