actually maybe not
3 years ago
cats are not fun. and if i was a crazy cat lady, i’d have to live with a buncha cats. and cats are no fun. therefore i sould become a crazy llama lady. because llamas are fun. and cats are not.
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Be a crazy cat lady
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become a lefty overnight
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own Robot Jones
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be invisible
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meet more people that clean their bathtubs with Shout
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make a list of my favorite words
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spread herpes
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be asian
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start a zine
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Be skinnier
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pet a panda
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get a surface piercing on my arm
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grow gooseberries in my yard
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start a movie theater
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join a puppeteer troupe
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Learn to pick locks
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see Ed Harcourt live
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make one of my brilliant ideas into reality
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run around IKEA
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Have an underground lair
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have better posture
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bring back the fanny pack
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start a meth lab
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get "The Life Pursuit" sweatshirt from B&S
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get a new cell phone
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take drivers ed
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run away to LA
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get abducted by aliens and remember it
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make more eye contact
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learn to swear in every major language
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wake up when my alarm clock goes off
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build the perfect treehouse
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paint my room a less eye evaporating shade of green
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buy a harry potter scarf like the one in igby goes down
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go to a nudey beach :D
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grow my own vegetables
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draw more
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survive a zombie outbreak
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eat so much i make my innie an outie
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contribute more to wikipedia
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improve my vocabulary
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WATCH www.live-online-TV.com
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Take the Mensa test.
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cats are not fun. and if i was a crazy cat lady, i’d have to live with a buncha cats. and cats are no fun. therefore i sould become a crazy llama lady. because llamas are fun. and cats are not.
cats are not fun. and if i was a crazy cat lady, i’d have to live with a buncha cats. and cats are no fun. therefore i sould become a crazy llama lady. because llamas are fun. and cats are not.
so i’d have to like have sex with old men in order to get money to come back home.