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You can fall from a bridge, You can fall the Sky, You can fall from Heaven, but the best way to fall is to fall in LOVE.

- If you kiss her, you’re not a gentleman.
- If you don’t, you’re not a man.
- If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
- If you don’t, you’re good for nothing.
- If you agree to all her likes, she says you are a wimp.
- If you don’t, she says you don’t understand.
- If you visit her often, she says it’s boring.
- If you don’t, she says you’re a dull boy.
- If you’re jealous, she says it’s too bad.
- If you’re not, she says you don’t love her.
- If you visit another man, she says you are not putting quality time.
- If she is visited by another woman, she says “Oh! It’s natural, we’re girls”
- If you fail to help her in crossing the streets, she says you don’t care.
- If you do, she says it’s one of men’s tactics of seduction.
- If you stare at another woman, she says you’re a flirt.
- If other men stare at her, she says they are just admiring.
- If she talks, she wants you to listen.
- If she listens, she wants you to yalk.
Oh Lord!
You creadted thes creatures called Women
So simple – Yet so complex
So weak – Yet so powerful
So confused – Yet so desirable
So damming – yet so wonderful