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Is the anniversary of the transfer of the Alaskan Territory from Russia to the United States. This took place in Sitka, Alaska on October 18, 1867. Alaska Day is an official state holiday and is celebrated with observances, including a parade in Sitka. This year, the 50th anniversary of Alaskan Statehood is also being celebrated.

Okay, this may sound sexist, but I confess. I often rent a movie just to see a particular actress. Mainly, because I like her, but also because I think she’s hot. Here’s my list of the worst movies I ever watched to see my movie crushes.

1. Bug. (Ashley Judd) Is there any movie worse than this?

2. Waxwork. (Michelle Johnson) Yes, I’ve watched many of her movies and I’ve adored her since “Blame It On Rio”. Some of her movies are good, this is not.

3. Streets. (Christina Applegate) Dear Christina, I love you. I think I’ve seen everything she’s ever done. I want to buy the complete Samantha Who? series. But I would NEVER watch this awful movie again. You ask…what’s so bad about this? Teenage boy must save his prostitute girlfriend from a Police Officer who is a serial killer.

4. Wasp Woman. (Jennifer Rubin) Her career went downhill in a hurry.

5. Keys To Tulsa. (Cameron Diaz) This must have been made before Diaz became famous. She’s listed on the movie jacket but only makes a 45 second appearance.

6. Dead Women in Lingerie. (Maura Tierney) After seeing her on News Radio, I had to seek out this only movie. It’s really, really bad, but it was worth it.

7. The Minus Man. (Janeane Garofalo) I saw “200 Cigarettes” and this was much worse.

8. Gattaca. (Uma Thurman) Hysterical Blindness was equally bad. However, in that film, Uma was much hotter and wore painted on jeans. This is a drone of a film. Arrgh!

9. Embrace of the Vampire. (Alyssa Milano) Everybody loves Alyssa Milano so why did she have to sell out to play the love interest of an obsessed vampire. Now that I think about it, both Poison Ivy II and the movie in which she plays Amy Fisher were worse.

10. Blonde and Blonder. (Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards) Okay, I’ll admit I knew this movie was going to stink. Considering Anderson has never made a single good film and Richards has no talent above her sternum, I still knew I had to see this one. It would have been much funnier (and better in other ways) if RONF and I had written the script and directed.

IMBD.com currently rates Pocket Ninjas as the worst movie ever. Fortunately, I’ve not seen that one. Here is my list of 10 worst.

1. Bug. – What was Ashley Judd thinking? I think this film ruined her career.

2. Dangerous Love. – Tony Geary in a poorly-written, heavily-flawed serial killer movie.

3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. – When Pia Zadora is the highlight of the film, you know there’s problems.

4. If You See It, You’ll Go Blind. – A series of jokes (none of which are funny.) One of Robin Williams first movie apperances.

5. Silence of the Hams. – Featuring Dom Deluise, who deserved much better in life than to be in this crappy parody.

6. Glen or Glenda. – Ed Wood’s famously bad directorial debut.

7. What Lies Beneath. – Cheap thriller. Bad Script, acting, cheap effects. Three unintended laughs, zero thrills.

8. Blood Tracks. – Foreign film. Killers, drugs, and really bad acting.

9. The Cave. – The reason I put this on the list is because it was a major motion picture. I’ve seen minor films that were equally bad but this film had a fairly good budget/crew.

10. Slacker. – A movie without a plot. One hundred minutes of a camera walking around following various people.