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How I did it
How to take a dump at the top of the Space Needle
It took me
1 day
It made me
Relieved.

How I did it: I took a dump at about 10,550 feet last year when I was climbing Mt. Shasta but the restroom on the observation deck of the Needle was vastly more comfortable. I had to take a dump in a zip-lock bag on a glacier on Shasta which was a cold experience.There's a stairway from the Observation Deck that goes down to the SkyCity Restaurant (which is under renovation) and a couple of very clean restrooms. The toilet paper was not as rough a… Read how I did it…

Jan 26, 12:52PM PST | 9 comments | 5 cheers


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write bad poetry (read all 9 entries…)
somebody's glasses 23 hours ago

I stopped on the
side of the road
and waited for

(2 cars)

crossed over and
picked up the dead
glasses – horribly
scratched

(death by tyre)

I placed them on
a boulder and looked
up at two fawns peering
at me pretending to
be invisible

(we’re not really here)

What? I said and rode
away on my bicycle to
the astonishment of
them both

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Jul 02, 08:17PM PDT | 4 cheers | 0 comments


post really, really, really short stories. (read all 133 entries…)
How the vampire drained my cat 5 days ago

And so there was Giles
deflated on the doorstep
like an empty balloon.

I was pissed – I went in
and got the spear I bought
from a Irian hillman for
5000rp when I was traveling
through Indonesia. Good for
pig hunting, he assured me.

I walked outside and looked
around and there was the vampire
sitting on a branch which
grew out over the road and
was brushing her long red hair.

“Hey!” I yelled. “Did you fuck
with my cat?” The vampire smiled
and her canines flashed. “I’ll
eat you too,” she hissed.

“Eat this,” I muttered and threw
the spear at her which flew
beautifully and didn’t mind that
she wasn’t a wild pig. The vampire
hit the road and stood up chuckling
at me and started to pull the spear
out of her chest, stopped, cocked her
head and got flattened by a steamroller
that was out of control and headed
towards freedom – if freedom was in
the general direction that it was
currently headed.

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Jun 27, 10:33PM PDT | 8 cheers | 0 comments


use the front brake (read all 45 entries…)
FBReport: 06.23.09 1 week ago

Rode to the ferry landing
and bought a coffee. Watched
the cars drive off the ferry
and tried to see how far the
waterline came up.

Yes sir! Orcas Island excitement
on a Tuesday evening. Zonino!

20.0 miles
20 ounces water/banana Hammergel
1 kamikaze insect splat on my glasses

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Jun 23, 08:05PM PDT | 3 cheers | 4 comments


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