I'm doing 12 things
I’m going to start a political party with the sole aim of legitimately seizing complete executive control over the country as its new beneficent dictator.
This is part of my plan to become a bond villain by the time I’m 50
handyOrcs's Life List
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1. Become a "James Bond" style criminal mastermind by the time I'm 50
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2. Get fit
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3. Start my own political party
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4. Start my own religion
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6. Learn to play the guitar
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7. Finish all my DIY projects
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8. Learn Ruby on Rails
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9. learn to speak Italian
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10. learn kendo
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11. Write a successful screenplay
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12. Take up parkour
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Recent entries
I just don’t think you need a 2-3 thousand year old book in order to speak for imaginary deities – just look at what L ron Hubbard managed!
So I am going to start my own religion and see if I can con some suckers… er, I mean brethren of the true faith… to join up and give me lots of cash!
This is part of my plan to become a bond villain by the time I’m 50 so hopefully I can pull all the strands of my evil empire together in just under 20 years…
I’ve bought a guitar.
I’ve bought a practice amp.
I’ve bought a “Guitar for dummies” book.
Now give me the power of rock, god dammit!
