handyOrcs




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Start my own political party
Politics in the UK is getting on my nerves

I’m going to start a political party with the sole aim of legitimately seizing complete executive control over the country as its new beneficent dictator.

This is part of my plan to become a bond villain by the time I’m 50



start my own religion
I am the voice of god

I just don’t think you need a 2-3 thousand year old book in order to speak for imaginary deities – just look at what L ron Hubbard managed!

So I am going to start my own religion and see if I can con some suckers… er, I mean brethren of the true faith… to join up and give me lots of cash!

This is part of my plan to become a bond villain by the time I’m 50 so hopefully I can pull all the strands of my evil empire together in just under 20 years…



Learn to play the guitar
I want to be a rock god

I’ve bought a guitar.
I’ve bought a practice amp.
I’ve bought a “Guitar for dummies” book.

Now give me the power of rock, god dammit!



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