I'm doing 19 things
Contact details
1 year ago
you know, like:
name: Harwons
address: 871 Enborg Ct, San Jose, CA 95128
phone: (408) 885-6100
limb: left/right arm/leg
harwons's Life List
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1. be more metallurgic with people
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2. advocate traveling by dragon instead of airplane
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3. figure out how to spell 'joe'
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4. memorize by heart all articals in Wikipedia, starting with the artical about memory
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5. figure out how 7-11 would be impacted if 9/11 happened on 7/11
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6. skin all cats in the world in as many different ways as possible then make an average and figure out the answer to the cliche How many ways can we skin this cat
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7. become a moo
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8. brush my teeth so fast my ultrasonic toothbrush will feel worthless
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9. scare the Hell out of the Internet and make it Holy
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10. get hit by a bus
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11. get hit by another bus
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12. be between them when they collide frontally
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13. survive death
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14. be attacked by a horde of ravenous marauding snails
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15. tattoo my contact details on each limb in case I lose it in a freak accident
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16. simultaneous humus
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17. read all my 3,493 spam messages - one of the get rich ones HAS GOTTA BE for real, i mean statistically
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18. unforbid the unforgiven
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19. publish a book without title and see how libraries and Amazon deal with it
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Recent entries
Moo
1 year ago
This is the only way to figure out the answer to the question:
If the cow goes moo, does the moo go cow?
My proposal is that we should advocate passenger travel using dragons (like the one in Shrek) instead of winged metal tubes dashing through the skies. We would fit dragons with a basket (like the one in balloons) or for more thrills, we can embark passengers on large saddles mounted on the dragons’ backs. I am very serious about this.
Here are the top 10 reasons why flying a dragon is better than flying in a plane:- Dragons are environmentally friendly
- Dragons can do vertical take-off and landing
- One travel company’s flying dragons can use their fiery breaths to scare the Bejeesus out of the competition
- Dragons can refuel in mid-air by snatching clueless birds
- Dragons can travel to and from 3rd world countries that can’t afford air strips
- Dragons can land in rich Lilliputian nations that don’t have space for an air strip
- Dragons don’t need washing – they fly below the cloud layer anyway
- Compared to airplanes, dragons generate insignificant noise pollution
- And no sonic boom either
- Thanks to their lack of reliance on jet fuel, it is rather futile to hijack dragons into tall buildings.
