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get a job
BUM 16 months ago

I really need to get a job.
I have applied at like 5 different places in the past 2 weeks.
I just got a new apt. with one of my best friends…so i really need to get a job so i can pay rent and shit.
i also like to have money you know? its kinda nice.



Donate blood (read all 2 entries…)
I have dainty veins? 18 months ago

So yeah i had to give blood for my community service bs.
i went and did it but i couldn’t fill up a unit.
so they aren’t even gonna use my blood. wtf???
and it left a nasty ass bruise on my arm.
NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!



get a massage
ohhhhhhh. 21 months ago

i need a massage.
i always give other people massages and i never get any.
this needs to stop. now.



drink more wine
Wino 21 months ago

I have been thinking about not drinking anything but wine.



get off probation
grrrrr. 21 months ago

this shit sucks.



receive a standing ovation
The Vagina Monologues 21 months ago

I was recently in The Vagina Monologues. I played The Woman Who Loved To Make Vaginas Happy.

I received a standing ovation. thank you very much!



win a costume contest
The Big Lebowski 21 months ago

I went to my ex-boyfriends Lebowski-themed show the other night and i won the costume contest!!!

well, actually i am the only one that dressed up so it was pretty easy.

I went as Uli the head Nihlist.



smoke more weed
cough cough. 21 months ago

ok…so i bought a bowl a few weeks ago.
it really caused me to smoke more weed…sooooo mission accomplished.



practice smalltalk
words 22 months ago

I never can really find the right words to say. I need work on my smalltalkin’ skillz.



Stop being a slut!
yeah 22 months ago

so i stopped sleepin around.
i found a great boyfriend that i really care about.
things are going great!!!



Move to Texas
not gonna happen. 22 months ago

Well it turns out the person i was supposed move to texas w/ is a total creep. i decided to stay here in illinois. ahh well.



Donate blood (read all 2 entries…)
easy 22 months ago

Well i ended up going to court and my probation officer converted my fines into community service. so now all i have to do is donate some of my blood. sweeeeeeeeet.



look good in a bikini
abs 22 months ago

I went swimming the other day. I was looking at myself in the mirror for a while and realized that i could look ALOT better in a bikini.



go to summer camp
Summer Camp 2008 22 months ago

boooooyah!
can’t wait to see George Clinton!! Blind Melon!! Flaming Lips!!
wooooohooooo.
this is gonna be fun.



sleep standing up
The Coneheads... 2 years ago

OK…do you remember in the movie the Coneheads how they slept standing up? Well I wanna try it sometime. Maybe just once.



Stick it to The Man
Did not pay the man. 2 years ago

I did not pay my court fine of $500

To hell w/ the man!!!



fight the man
Didn't go to court. 2 years ago

Yeah so I decided not to go to my courtdate.
I also decided not to pay my $500 fine.
So now I have a warrant out for my arrest…
But they will never get me!!!
I’m moving out of state soon…MUHAHAHAHA!

Just my little way of stickin’ to the man.



not shave my legs for a month
Keeping warm...lol 2 years ago

I kept it going for about 2 months.
This was pretty easy for me to do…until i got a b/f.



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