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hellomichelle




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I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...
Untitled 2 years ago

ARRRRRRRR MATEY.

Let’s do it. Who’s with me? I’ll bring the eyepatch, you bring the wooden leg. All we need is a cursing parrot. I think I got one in my closet. Oh, shit. POLLY?! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Apr 06, 2006, 10:33PM PDT | 3 cheers | 3 comments


Skank at a retirement home
Boogie with the old kids. 2 years ago

If you don’t know what skanking is, it’s a type of dance.

Why a retirement home? Because old people kick ass.

Apr 06, 2006, 10:29PM PDT | 3 cheers | 4 comments


Play the ultimate prank
Oh my. 2 years ago

Something that has to do with a rooster, peanut butter and a magic marker.

Apr 06, 2006, 10:22PM PDT | 0 comments


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