ARRRRRRRR MATEY.
Let’s do it. Who’s with me? I’ll bring the eyepatch, you bring the wooden leg. All we need is a cursing parrot. I think I got one in my closet. Oh, shit. POLLY?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
| 1. |
Get a tatoo
1 cheer |
1,858 people |
| 2. |
Take a self defense class
1 entry . 1 cheer |
239 people |
| 3. |
Meet a great guy
1 cheer |
69 people |
| 4. |
Have better posture
|
8,148 people |
| 5. |
Get my nose pierced
2 cheers |
1,161 people |
| 6. |
Become a vegan
2 cheers |
551 people |
| 7. |
Move overseas
3 cheers |
46 people |
| 8. |
Run a marathon
1 entry |
12,474 people |
| 9. |
Get better grades
1 cheer |
1,399 people |
| 10. |
Stop procrastinating
1 entry . 1 cheer |
30,013 people |
| 11. |
See a shooting star
1 entry . 2 cheers |
286 people |
| 12. |
Give more compliments
2 cheers |
283 people |
| 13. |
Find the strangest, most unusual musical instrument possible, and learn how to play it exceptionally well
2 cheers |
9 people |
| 14. |
Get a pet duck
1 entry . 1 cheer |
62 people |
| 15. |
Play the ultimate prank
1 entry . 1 cheer |
8 people |
| 16. |
Become oprah
|
3 people |
| 17. |
Skank at a retirement home
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
ARRRRRRRR MATEY.
Let’s do it. Who’s with me? I’ll bring the eyepatch, you bring the wooden leg. All we need is a cursing parrot. I think I got one in my closet. Oh, shit. POLLY?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
If you don’t know what skanking is, it’s a type of dance.
Why a retirement home? Because old people kick ass.