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3 years ago
ARRRRRRRR MATEY.
Let’s do it. Who’s with me? I’ll bring the eyepatch, you bring the wooden leg. All we need is a cursing parrot. I think I got one in my closet. Oh, shit. POLLY?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
| 1. |
Get a tatoo
2 cheers |
1,784 people |
| 2. |
Take a self defense class
1 entry . 2 cheers |
207 people |
| 3. |
Meet a great guy
1 cheer |
70 people |
| 4. |
Have better posture
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7,720 people |
| 5. |
Get my nose pierced
2 cheers |
1,107 people |
| 6. |
Become a vegan
2 cheers |
521 people |
| 7. |
Move overseas
3 cheers |
45 people |
| 8. |
Run a marathon
1 entry |
10,452 people |
| 9. |
Get better grades
1 cheer |
1,035 people |
| 10. |
Stop procrastinating
1 entry . 1 cheer |
26,955 people |
| 11. |
See a shooting star
1 entry . 2 cheers |
271 people |
| 12. |
Become oprah
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3 people |
| 13. |
Get a pet duck
1 entry . 1 cheer |
60 people |
| 14. |
Skank at a retirement home
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 16. |
Play the ultimate prank
1 entry . 1 cheer |
5 people |
| 17. |
Give more compliments
2 cheers |
250 people |
| 18. |
Find the strangest, most unusual musical instrument possible, and learn how to play it exceptionally well
2 cheers |
9 people |
ARRRRRRRR MATEY.
Let’s do it. Who’s with me? I’ll bring the eyepatch, you bring the wooden leg. All we need is a cursing parrot. I think I got one in my closet. Oh, shit. POLLY?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
If you don’t know what skanking is, it’s a type of dance.
Why a retirement home? Because old people kick ass.