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I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...
Untitled 3 years ago

ARRRRRRRR MATEY.

Let’s do it. Who’s with me? I’ll bring the eyepatch, you bring the wooden leg. All we need is a cursing parrot. I think I got one in my closet. Oh, shit. POLLY?! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Apr 06, 2006, 10:33PM PDT | 3 cheers | 3 comments


Skank at a retirement home
Boogie with the old kids. 3 years ago

If you don’t know what skanking is, it’s a type of dance.

Why a retirement home? Because old people kick ass.

Apr 06, 2006, 10:29PM PDT | 3 cheers | 4 comments


Play the ultimate prank
Oh my. 3 years ago

Something that has to do with a rooster, peanut butter and a magic marker.

Apr 06, 2006, 10:22PM PDT | 0 comments


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I want to:

The world wants to...

visit all 50 states watch dragonball z see the Statue of Liberty Practice Yoga Sleep and wake up earlier Tabetha Smelser wants to recycle more take responsibility get people to read my blog learn Swedish stop daydreaming, stop being indecisive, and find out what i want by doing things, not by sitting around thinking all the time Be a better friend pray every day Believe in something... make the world a better place write a poetry book change someone's life speak fluent Japanese see Nightwish live a12nne wants to Pursue my dreams design my own car skinny dip trust someone completely meet new people raise one eyebrow at a time learn calligraphy Have a food fight eat healthier
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