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1. Have an underground lair
1 entry . 2 cheers 428 people
2. make a new alphabet where every letter starts with the sound 'Jesus'
1 person
3. laugh at Jesus
1 person
4. make a joke book about Jesus
1 cheer 2 people
5. start the central district bike pirates
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6. make a pancake with jesus on it, and sell it at a margin on eBay
2 cheers 1 person
7. convince the world that religion is a hoax designed by those who benefit from ignorance
3 cheers 17 people
8. rap
478 people
9. Divide by zero
1 entry . 1 cheer 58 people
10. end liberalism!!!!
9 people
11. end civilization
3 people
12. find a dead squirrel, set it nicely in a box, place the box in a dumpster and set a Carnival cruise ship on fire
3 cheers 1 person
13. burn down St. Peter's Basilica
1 person
14. free people from Jesus
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15. make an a.i. robot that thinks it is the second coming of Jesus
1 person
16. start a band and ask Jesus to play lead guitar
1 person
17. live simply
1 cheer 3,253 people
18. breakdance
345 people
19. pinch a monkey's ear
1 person
20. end capitalism
1 cheer 6 people
21. impeach the president
140 people
22. devote my life to sustainable agriculture and culture
1 cheer 3 people
23. scream at Bill O'Riley on live TV
1 cheer 1 person
24. eat a vegan person
1 cheer 13 people
25. yell at Jesus
1 person
26. hate jesus for cursing me with a tail
3 cheers 1 person
27. grind Jesus and sell him as toothpaste
5 cheers 1 person
28. eat little wafers that people think is Jesus
1 cheer 1 person
29. find Jesus and scream at him
1 person
30. stop racism
1 cheer 93 people

Recent entries

Buy my book! 4 years ago

By far, the vast majority of our corporate citizens are good and honorable people. I’ve got some fine corporations here in my underground lair, people who care deeply about their employees, people who understand that they’ve got to tell the truth, and people who know how to build a good sturdy lair. No, by far, the vast majority of our leadership around this country understand what it means to be a responsible citizen.

Jun 15, 2005, 11:06PM PDT | 2 cheers | 1 comment

Divide by zero

The end of the zero 4 years ago

Like an earlier generation, America is pursuing a clear strategy with our allies to achieve victory. Our immediate strategy is to eliminate zero, so we do not have to face math here at home. The theory here is straightforward: zeros are less likely to endanger our security if they are worried about their own security. When zeros spend their days struggling to avoid death or capture, they are less capable of arming and training to commit new attacks. We will keep the zeros on the run, until they have nowhere left to hide.

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