hotpinkdevil

So yes Life is a stage and we are the actors.. I have been brilliantly casted in the roll of the victim and I must say that I have been doing a phenominal job. but lately I have gotten bored with being extra number 43.. the pitafull victim.. and I have decided that I want a lead role in my life.. where I play the sexy young thing that makes lots of money and has a boyfriend who only get’s to say ” Yes”.. to everything.. and if he dosen’t… well then we can always kill him of in a car accident and replace him with a better looking actor?? It’s a wonderful play.!! hehehe

Why do I wanna fly…Simple because

1. Gas price in LA are to damn high
2. I could take a shit in my enemies eye
3. I’d always win a fight..
4. I could purposely hit my car for insurance money and I wouldn’t die
5. If I told you my jokes went over you head.. it wouldn’t be a lie.
6. I could finally prove UFO’ arent real.. because it was just me in my silver armani pj’s .. sleep fly’in at night

7. Become the only 5’7 female nba star to slam dunk over micheal jordon and make the a grown man cry

8.In every arguement always be right.. before anyone could set me straight I’d jump out the window..laughing like a mad bitch.. soaring into the night

Boy, that would be tight!!! Yes Indeed.. that’s why I wanna fly

Is it just me.. or is like every time you have like 2 dollars in your f**king purse.. something goes wrong.. you get a parking ticket, or twist you ankle and end up in the emergency room, or suddenly your rent goes up…!! WTF??? Some one needs to give uncle same a purple nurple.. and tell him to get is fat greedy fingures away from my sweet moolaa!!!