I'm doing 32 things
hoyleg's Life List
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1. kill everybody
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2. throw peas
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3. shake
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4. make one super-vegetable that contains all other vegetables until there are no more vegetables but my vegetable and i shall take over the world with my vegetable
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5. lurk more
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6. send chicken skins to random people through the post
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7. progress a little further
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8. make sewell feel good
1 person -
9. read 51 books in 2005
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10. aggravate a yak
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11. irritate an iguana
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12. annoy an albatross
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13. lick stamps
1 person -
14. electrocute an elephant
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15. enjoy colonic irrigation with judith chalmers
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16. make nyc kiss my arse
1 person -
17. fill all my bodily orafaces with tobacco and limes
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18. shout hi real loud
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19. shout hi at everybody
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20. tenderise pork loins
1 person -
21. manipulate some magnolias
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22. kiss someone where they wee
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23. fuck some cut
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24. baptise stevie womder
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25. buy a pigeon and call him tony
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26. make a mountain out of a molehill
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27. put various items up clare rayner's bum
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28. buy weapons of mass destruction on the black market
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29. dress sideways
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30. absorb chicken fat
1 person -
31. run a home for retired leprechauns
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32. farm orphans
1 cheer1 person
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