I'm doing 34 things
Get out of bed you lazy slobs. How are you going to get anything done if you’re sleeping? 4 hours is the most you need. I’ll give you 6 on the weekends. Anything more than that and you’re just a sack of flesh stewing in your own uselessness.
htonl's Life List
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1. stalk noradio
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2. Think less and do more
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3. Lie more, but do it better
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4. Make it with a librarian
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5. create more inappropriate 43things avatars
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6. learn to bake bread
143 people -
7. throw away my television
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8. live like a hermit
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9. make it with my iBook
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10. add six inches to my length
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11. Learn to weld
452 people -
12. slap it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!
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13. leave ohio
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14. gain weight
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15. move into an underground missile silo
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16. grow a beard
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17. Smoke a cigar with Bill Clinton
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18. not stop being elite
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19. go on a sake bender with molina
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20. drink a beer or 12 with David Heinemeier Hansson
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21. shoot a pornographic film with girl on girl action
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22. stop going to the bathroom (#2)
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23. shoot fish in a barrel
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24. hunt down people with too many goals
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25. soil myself in public without anyone realizing it
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26. Release Rails v1.0
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27. Tour the country with Marcel Molina Jr., scaring people with serial killer looks
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28. start my own religion
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29. Get David Heinemeier Hansson a stripper as thanks for Rails
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30. Read one book every two weeks
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31. Go to culinary school
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32. Meet Alton Brown
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33. grow a third nipple
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34. destroy PHP
2 cheers11 people
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