Mike




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be on tv
bloopers 3 years ago

i was on a sports bloopers show during a soccer tournament that aired on tv. the camera got a shot of a player from the other team pulling my shorts down in the middle of a game while we fought for possession of the ball. it was an accident he slipped and grabbed on to my shorts. as it was happening i ran the opposite way which made it worse. he let go really fast, the garter whipped back and hit me n the leg. it pissed me off, and i took it out on the goalie. during a counterattack my team scored a goal. during the celebration i speared the goalie. he fell down cos it was muddy. it looked like i was rubbing it in the other teams face and of all the players the goalie that didnt block the shot. it was all out of instinct, something came over me resembling ‘crazy eyes’ mode. that wasnt my intention, the celebration got out of hand. anyways it happend. the ref didnt see it and the other team was hitting me with sneaky elbows the rest of the game. eventually someone pushed me down during a fastplay. the ref called a penalty and i sent it to the back of the net. when it aired they only showed those shots from the game. (including when i speared the goalie down and the ref didnt see it) i looked like a real ass



give more people the finger
the finger 3 years ago

i was on my way home the light turned green for me to make a left turn. The car on the opposite side made a go for it and cut me off, i saw him coming. good thing i had the window down, gave him the finger. an awesome one, with the horn blaring bonus.




 

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