I’ve tried to master the art of twisting yourself into an oddly shaped and unnatural looking pretzel. Not that I don’t love pretzels… the soft ones you can buy at the mall?? God, by mouth is watering right now. But becoming a human pretzel doesn’t exactly hold the same effect on my salivating gland.
The one time I tried to take a class, I fell over. But the good news was that I took the smug blonde pretzel chick down with me (LG)... It was a sad story. We don’t like to talk about it
