I'm doing 43 things
i’ve never been out of the country [out of n. america] not even to canada or mexico. i was raised in reno nevada for a little while and developed a mild case of polar bear skin [sometimes i really like the cold… i would walk around in the snow in a t-shirt] but i don’t know a damn thing about canada…
ok i take that back… here is what i know…
[prepares to be slapped by some canadian she doesn’t know]
1. lots of comedians, actors and musicans [artists… whatever! pukes on celine dion excuse me] were born there…
2. a great majority of the country speaks french
3. maple syrup and hockey are both good things
4. marijuana is legal [i literally used to tell people that one day i would move to canada just so i could be an old granny sitting on my porch smoking a joint and wave at the cops…er, mounties?]
5. they have a parliment… [which means nothing to me since i’m american and I obviously didn’t pay attention in history class]
6. it snows there and there are mooses… [both of which are awesome…]
7. the charecters on South Park have already “taken care of” the baldwins [ i just couldn’t help that one… i’m laughing so hard right now]
sht, what else do i know… i’m trying to make it to 10… ;>.>
8. they have an ok-sized asian population, which means decent asian food
9. health care!!!
10. they get to sht on N. america… without really getting involved with anything they’re doing… and get away with it!
