THIS IS HOW CLOSE I CAME
2 years ago
At the Chevrolet Grand Prix in Mountain Creek, New Jersey.
5 feet. If that.
| 1. |
meet danny kass
2 entries . 1 cheer |
3 people |
| 2. |
meet jeremy stenberg
1 entry . 1 cheer |
9 people |
| 3. |
punch all bees in the face
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 4. |
Teach the world what the difference between "you're" and "your" is
4 cheers |
4 people |
| 5. |
be fluent in ebonics
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 6. |
have a house with hidden rooms and trap doors, and some kind of secret tunnel
1 cheer |
460 people |
| 7. |
dress up like an immigration cop and go to taco bell and see what happens
1 cheer |
3 people |
| 8. |
meet a guy named nacho
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 9. |
spend $100 at a candy store
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 10. |
push a cow down a hill and watch it roll
1 entry |
8 people |
| 11. |
gain 400 pounds
|
3 people |
| 12. |
go to a rock paper scissors competition
|
2 people |
| 13. |
learn a different language so i can insult people without getting shot
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 14. |
pretend to speak klingon, have a Trekkie say I don't know what I am talking about, and say "You must have learned that crude provincial Klingon"
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 15. |
meet 100 foot tall native americans
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 16. |
live in a box and hire a maid to clean it for me
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 17. |
Have an underground lair
1 cheer |
435 people |
| 18. |
try peanut butter and jelly before i die
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 19. |
have the metal mulisha on my side
|
2 people |
| 21. |
go in the ocean and pretend i'm a shark
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 22. |
go to the winter x-games
1 cheer |
5 people |
| 23. |
have a lab with schematics
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 25. |
be smote by god but then have him let me come back and be like "jk, jk"
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 26. |
play flashlight tag during the day
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 27. |
make a livin' mon pickin' the ba-na-na
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 28. |
never have an encounter with Chuck Norris
1 entry . 2 cheers |
4 people |
| 29. |
get my hair cut like the misfits
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 30. |
see Ryan Guettler win at the Dew Tour again
|
1 person |
| 31. |
put vegemite in my mouth and actually swallow it
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 32. |
see jeremy stenberg get back on his bike and win the first competition he rides in
|
1 person |
| 33. |
Become a forensic pathologist
|
28 people |
At the Chevrolet Grand Prix in Mountain Creek, New Jersey.
5 feet. If that.
Danny and Mason are both going to the Olympics, along with my other two favorites, Andy Finch and Shaun White!
“If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.”