No, I am not pregnant.
17 months ago
Within this past week two little girls have touched my belly and asked, “Baby?” No, no baby. Enough is enough. How embarrassing.
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lose weight
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be happy
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be nicer to my parents
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ride my bike
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Drink eight glasses of water each day
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read as many books as possible, starting with all the books I own but haven't read
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pray more
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travel the world
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Fall in real love: ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't live without each other love.
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make a documentary film
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write for a magazine
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improve my spanish
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get a pug
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write more letters
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Get baptized.
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bake bread
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own a Vespa
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commit random acts of kindness
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Build an Incredible Treehouse
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move to Portland Oregon
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overcome my fear of public speaking
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be like Amelie
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Learn astronomy
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dance like nobody's watching
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go to church
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Get a digital SLR camera
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go on a road trip with no predetermined destination
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become a photographer
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Get a tattoo
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Write more
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Volunteer
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have my own apartment
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Get a new job
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drink more tea
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Play Poker
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Do the Couch to 5k running plan
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be more informed about politics and current events
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learn guitar
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Learn more about mythology
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learn about wine
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Finish crocheting Shannon's birthday hat!
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| 42. |
cook more
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Within this past week two little girls have touched my belly and asked, “Baby?” No, no baby. Enough is enough. How embarrassing.
My favorite place to be in the whole world is hidden inside of the hammock on my aunt and uncle’s farm in Oregon, reading a book and eating berries picked from their raspberry bushes. Nothing tops that sort of simple beauty.
I’ve been babysitting once a week at the local church for 5-10 kids at a time. It’s pretty fun, but CRAZY! Also, a bunch of my friends are having babies, so I have little cheeks to pinch left and right.