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14 months ago
At a loss.
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Cut back to 10 books a month--okay, 15
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1 person |
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Acheive oneness, and after that, twoness (Woody Allen)
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Sew the patches on my kid's Cub Scout uniform before he graduates from college
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Think of another goal to put HERE, because 13 goals are unlucky
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Eat a box of custard filled Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and reduce goal #5 by another pound
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Check out the photos from the Mars Land Rover, searching for the lost colony of my ex husband
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Eat an entire bag of dark chocolate dipped Cinnamon Altoids and reduce goal #5 above by a pound
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Hire a nanny. Wanted. Nanny. Must be either infinitely patient or sadistic.
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Sell a couple of children to pay for gasoline
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Pay way too much for everything (like I could avoid it)
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Figure out the Book of Job. How can it be God's Word when God jumps down the throats of two of the narrators at the end?
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Hack through the jungle that was my garden in search of a cabbage
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Practice celibacy, and also self-dentistry and flagellation
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Lose 12 pounds, because everybody else is trying to lose 10
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Let’s just pretend I got this done. I did do the letters on my teen’s band jacket.