I'm doing 28 things
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1. receive a letter from Hogwarts apologizing for the late owl but informing me that i am actually a wizard.
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2. get an attack goose
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4. live in a home for the criminally insane. the most insane in the world.
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5. scare my grandchildren with stories of my crazed past
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6. find a quirky male sidekick
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7. grow a diabolical mustache
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9. make one super-vegetable that contains all other vegetables until there are no more vegetables but my vegetable and i shall take over the world with my vegetable
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10. find out what my blood type is
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11. open a Roth IRA
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12. Send a postcard to Postsecret
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13. purchase guam
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14. Kiss a Giraffe
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15. teach linux the cat to act like a cat, not a shark
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16. take a brisk walk into a raging firestorm, and come out the other side purified
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17. Quit thinking I think too much and embrace my thought process
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18. quickly split an infinitive
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19. beat someone to death with a can of peas
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20. fight for civil lefts
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21. cause the apocalypse by accident; preferably one involving some sort of unique confectionary concoction and a menagerie of animals
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22. visit every state except Iowa
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23. be under the sea in an octopus' garden
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24. Shrink Texas.
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25. fax cheese
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26. open a "new army" across the street from an Old Navy Store and give the Old Navy manager a dirty look every morning
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27. Invent a time machine, go back and invent said time machine yesterday so I have time machine right now
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28. Seek forgiveness for, and come to terms with, my past
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