And I was sober, too! We were laying out the lights, getting out the kinks, and I suggested we wrap him up in lights and send the pix to all his buds on myspace. He’s quite the popular decoration this holiday season!
I hope you all have an amazing holiday, and the dreams you dream come true because you truly desire and manifest them!
Jon
Dec 18, 2006, 06:50PM PST | 7 cheers | 4 comments
Another nonesense song from one of the great lyricists of our time: The Replacements’ Paul Westerberg. This was early on in Westerberg’s career with the Mats. Several of his songs could be on this list, but this one is just pure fun. Gotta hear the song to appreciate the lyrics. Check out a sample here: http://www.twintone.com/projects/8332.html
LOVELINES
Stop it
(sniffs)
Slightly overweight girls need sex also
Send your note and desires
Means of contact P.O. Box 8941
Baby you have been along
I’ll read another
As soon as it comes around
Feeling pressure?
Call Lovelines
JD if you need a fishing partner
please let me know
Visitors welcome instruction
5 generation mess you give for naught
Hey Ellen
Mark says hi
Tom what else can I say
I love you very much
I’m glad we’re together
miss you a lot
Love kitten
Ooh yeah ooh yeah Kitten
Ooh yeah ooh yeah
Lurkin’ lizards lyin’ in the tanners
under an oral fix
waiting for the return of the crawling kingsnake
John Lee
okay
grin & bear it
Fantasy Phone Swingers’ Hotline
Pure silk, pure seduction
G-strings in petal pink
Hell
Attract some women
scientific formulated
spray the conductive male hormone
work turn the lights off
ooh baby, let’s turn a page
Person-to-person
And it’s all a bunch of shit
Wednesday, October 13th, 1982
volume 4, number 79
Apr 17, 2006, 09:48PM PDT | 0 comments
... for adding me to this team. I’m offering up Elton John’s “Solar Prestige A Gammon” from his Caribou album. I bought the album when I was in Junior High back in the mid-70s and loved this song from the first listen. It’s a pure nonesense song that you can’t help but want to learn the lyrics. Trust me, after a listen or two, you’ll want to memorize it, too, and pull it out whenever you want to add a little skip to your step.
Here are the lyrics as I remember them:
Oh ma cameo molesting
Ke pa a poorer for tee
Solar prestige a gammon
Lantern or turbert paw kwee
Solar prestige a gammon
cool kar kerrie kay salmon
Herring molasses abounding
Common lapkeech sardine a por floundin
Kadee se you pay a lotto
My zeeta prestige toupee a floored
Ray en de paco a gammon
Solar prestige a paco con nord
Solar prestige a gammon
cool kar kerrie kay salmon
Herring molasses abounding
Common lapkeech sardine a por floundin
Apr 17, 2006, 08:57PM PDT | 1 comment