I'm doing 16 things
I realized a catapult will be necessary.
3 years ago
For how long they’ve been around, you would think that our catapult technology would be way advanced.
Joe Murphy's Life List
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1. get all my friends in on a giant plan and see it through to its awesome completion
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2. build some unbelievable friendships
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3. Build a giant hedge maze in my front yard.
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4. Have a front yard.
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5. destroy my debt
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6. learn to fix motorcycles
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7. fly
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8. play soccer again!
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9. don't stop believin'
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10. design one, just one, awesome poster. okay okay, *at least* one awesome poster. more than one would be even more awesome.
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11. write an album I love
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12. get hired to do a soundtrack for a cool movie
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13. finish "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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14. go on tour
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15. teach a certain special chicken how to love
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16. join the Mile High Club
901 people
Recent entries
Untitled
3 years ago
Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin’ anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the bluuuuwoowoooes
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
I love mazes.
3 years ago
I’ve always loved mazes. Growing up I loved maze books, and I loved drawing mazes. I went to a corn maze four years ago in Chicago and it was disappointing. Don’t go to corn mazes in the daytime in October. The corn’s dead and it’s not very maze-like. When I get my front yard, and it’s big, I’m going to make a giant hedge-maze in it. I don’t think I will lose any friends, because my friends will be awesome and enjoy the journey, but I bet I will have fewer door-to-door-type people visiting, because they’re lame.
