take this txts from last night::
ME: I just ate the greatest roastbeef sandwich in the universe, but before i consumed it, i offered it the glory of such a title, a shrine to commemorate its impossible deliciousness, and promised it the possibility of great fame and admiration as humanity’s greatest accomplishment.
-“no,” it replied, “for while those things combined make for a beautiful existence, i am but a roastbeef sandwich.”
-“you humble yourself so! please, reconsider!” i exclaimed.
-“as a roastbeef sandwich, i would find great joy in the revelation of those things, but i will never be happy, for my purpose is to be consumed, and in these final moments of freshness, i desire nothing more than to nourish, and be enjoyed.”
and so, with my heart heavy with this burden, and as he requested, he was devoured, and he was enjoyed, and in the end, it was all good :) but let us never forget the simple sammie and his admonishments. (lol wow hah i crack me up dude lol)
PIZZA KING: you are really something lol
haha
