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4 years ago
Yeah, I need to work on getting a life and stuff.
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Become Financially Independent
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have a cartoon on adult swim
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know myself
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Become an AQUACADET!
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jump trains around the country
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get a job
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quit being such a loser
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get in shape
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learn to please women
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curl up and die
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get laid
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make some fucking cash
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be more assertive
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learn to play the guitar
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start a band
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curl up and die respectfully
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1 person |
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deal with my emotions responsibly
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1 person |
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write more often
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Read More
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decide what the hell I would like to do with the rest of my life
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experience the warmth
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2 people |
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smile more
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suck the marrow from the bones of life
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learn how to dance
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stop caring
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have an affair with a disillusioned middle-class housewife
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stop being an asshole
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I lost a shitload of weight over my senior year of high school… It was a combination of me growing taller and me starting smoking that caused it. I’d like to deserve it. Plus I miss the comfort I had being fat where I knew no one was brave enough to fight me cause they were unsure of my strength.
If I can get a job eventually here then I can afford the low-priced membership fee to become an aquacadet. Fuck you if you don’t like the fee, thou shalt not question the Aquabats. Then I can go to the exclusive aquacadet show every year and party my ass off.