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It would be nice to appear live on television being able to pull down my pants spread my cheeks and blow out the worst case of the hershey squirts up against the Television screens of over 25 million viewers. All while they are sitting down comfortably in their living rooms with their folding tables out in front of them eating their favorite T.V. Dinner Swansons,Stouffers, Birds Eye whatever But the main point is after witnessing My mind boggling Anus attack would they still be interested in eating that scrumptuos pudding or cheese cake or whatever God forsaken Mush they placed in their aluminum foiled Happy Meal? Hey the world may never know!

The one that sends me the best instructions on how to get High using home concoctions besides life will recieve $500.00 cash from me just E-Mail your proven homemade brews to Kickstarter@live.com so i can test them also enter my who has the best undressed girlfriend Send all pictures to the same E-mail Judging takes place on Dec.17th 2008 Winner Recieves the Grand prize!!!!!!!!