My house is over-run with vermin… of the cockroach variety… I have tried surface spray, bombs, baits and old fashion squashing… and still they send re-enforcements… which has of course forced me to eat out three times a day and as a result I am three times heavier than normal and have a spent three times as much as I normally would on food and now this is being going on for three months!!! Tomorrow I will not go to work and spend the day reclaiming my home, I will beat this roach insurgency and send in more bug spray!!! The congress has already signed off on my plan and I will live a normal life again!!!! Mark my words!!!
kiplovestechnology's Life List
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1. fall in love
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2. Decide what the hell I want to do with the rest of my life
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3. be a more happier confident person
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4. travel with reckless abandon
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5. meet my soulmate and grow terribly old together
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6. Write and Cyanide and Happiness Comic Strip
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7. be an expert on a subject such as sustainable fishing
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8. read more books and demand sastisfaction
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9. Learn to contribute more unselfishly to worthy causes
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10. restore old boats and learn to sail
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11. Make a special girl fall in love with me
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12. Go for runs in the mornings no matter how cold
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13. be more positive
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14. Move to Tasmania and enrol in aquaculture studies
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15. eat more fruit and vegetables
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16. lose my beer gut
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17. 'borrow' others goals who seem like interesting people
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18. Be a proud dad
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19. Run a half marathon
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20. go on a wild goose chase
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21. Be quoted for saying something profound
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22. learn to surf
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23. whale watch
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24. learn to scuba dive
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25. Visit the city of Khabarovsk
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26. Write a personal philosphy on the anxieties born of an inability to contribute to society in a more meaningful way
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27. Start a mexican wave
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28. Meet Bill Bryson and tell him he is a great author
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29. reconnect with the bush
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30. Do the Oxfam 100km Challenge
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31. Walk more Drive less
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32. learn Croatian
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33. go off on an tangent
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34. Live inside a Bob Dylan Song
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35. write the sequel to the Big Lebowski
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36. Make Australia Sign up to the Kyoto Protocol
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37. Compete with my sisters for attention
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38. become a Wikipedia contributor
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39. overcome depression
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40. finish reading the books I start
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41. bring David Hicks home to Australia
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