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How I did it
How to sacrifice something for Lent and complete it
It took me
40 days
It made me
cool

How I did it: Just didn't drink soda for 40 days and 40 nights. Granted I had like almost five other sacrifices, I think I did fairly well. laskjdfsakljdflkasjfoiwejflksadjvlksajdfosajdfowajdflksdajflksdajflksdajfkldjlksad Read how I did it…

Apr 14, 07:56PM PDT | 0 comments | 2 cheers


How to be happy
It took me
151 days
It made me
live high

How I did it: This goal is too vague. People say that it is a goal to be happy but when is someone truly happy? When is it decided that someone has contented the shit out of life? I think that being happy happens everyday and it shouldn't be a goal--a one time thing. It should be an everyday thing. It's a choice. Happy happens when you make it happen.  Just like shit happens, so does happy. Just do it. Be happy. Live high. Read how I did it…

Feb 28, 06:38PM PST | 0 comments | 1 cheer


How to call up Foodland and tell them to, "Show me the money!"
It took me
123 days
It made me
Bastards...

How I did it: Didn't get any money. Got a number. No money. sdlkfjaskld fjsalkjf lksadjfkldsajfklsadjf klsadjf klsdaj dsfasdfjsadlkfjaskldfjasdklfjsadklfjklsdajf kljsadlk fjsadkl jfsakld jfklsadj flksjad kljf klasjdf klsdaj lkfjaskl jfskla jfklsa jlkaf There. Is that enough? Read how I did it…

Feb 28, 06:28PM PST | 0 comments


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stop watching porn
Done, done, done 2 weeks ago

It’s nearly three in the morning and I just finished berjerking the gerk. I felt good. I felt orgasmic. I feel like such a loser. I do it every night around this time. As I type this, my brother is sleeping in his bed whilst I lie on the floor covered in man juice. It’s gross. It’s not right. It’s a problem, an addiction. It’s gotten to the point where I’m not even functioning correctly. I’m a horny asshole who’s mean to his girlfriend. For fuck sakes, she’s sleeping over and I’m still doing it! What the fuck’s wrong with me?

I’ve got to stop. I will stop. I can. There’s is a lot more to life to explore and I won’t be able to do any of that shit if I just waste my time in front of a bright screen, flashing nudie pictures in a dark room. What the fuck’s wrong with me?

I’m done. I’m done. I’m fucking done.

2:51 AM. Wednesday. 11 November 2009

Happy Veterans Day.

Nov 11, 04:52AM PST | 0 comments


sit inside the Weinermobile
Wow 3 months ago

Just wow.

Aug 03, 01:41PM PDT | 0 comments


Jump off Waimea Rock one more time
Waimea with Her 3 months ago

It’s strange when you’re atop something like that. It’s not the height that scares the shit out of you, not the wait either, it’s the wonder. Sitting there looking over the edge thinking, “What’s the worst that could happen?” and then concocting the worst shit you could possibly think of. I was there, atop that thing, with her. She was eager and I was unusually reluctant, scared. Then wam-bam-shalabam, I was off. Jumping into the unknown, into uncertainty and in the end after plunging into the water it was over and I-we-were fine. And that’s when I knew that life is like that, you jump or you don’t. You can think all you want, but until you let yourself go and just jump, you won’t be able to actually KNOW. You just got to jump and hope and pray that it’ll be for the better.

Aug 03, 01:37PM PDT | 0 comments


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go skinny dipping Improve my Texas Hold'em skills swim nude Grow a vegetable garden buy a fedora Ember wants to be still Learn to surf Fly a plane be more outgoing get more piecings on my ears be financially secure Go to bed visit every state in the U.S. discover my heritage own a piano Mike wants to List 100 of my favorite movies love my body teach make money take an official IQ test gaia gold generator Have adventures Smile at everyone I see. aBubblyLife wants to be more articulate learn spanish, be fluent in spanish Drive the Pacific Coast Highway. stop eating sweets be a model
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