What Would Ed Ricketts Do?
- When faced with a 6-hour wait time in the PHX airport? Why, Ed would march his ass over to the ticketing counter and sweet-talk them into putting him on an earlier flight! That, by golly is what Ed Ricketts would do!
- When faced with every single thing going wrong that could possibly go wrong with a regional infrastructure upgrade? Why, Ed would laugh it off and have himself a tasty beer at the bar afterward, that’s what Ed would do!
Hmm.
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...because of work travel to Phoenix, Tucson and other assorted southwestern locations. (Maybe even Tombstone! :)
P.S. – I shaved my head. :)
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(Work travel tomorrow, off to land of Wyatt Earp, Tombstone and cowboy hats.)
- big things I need/want to buy.. computer , sewing machine – Yeah, food, living accommodations.. those are like, optional or something. Then again, maybe you could just sort of, I dunno..live underneath the table your sewing machine is on?
- Get married to a guy who’d never fail me. Doesn’t that just make you cry? :’D – Well, since you asked, personally.. I could really give a shit, then again.. Maybe it’s in the way you choose men? Time will tell, I suppose..
- I want to see you in person cause my friend thinks that she is so popular just for being on your Fan club that is my number one dream and I have never been to a concert, I swear! – Why, I’m so flattered. Gosh, I don’t even know what to say. Oh wait, yeah I do. Bring me a latte’, yo.
- collect fine whiskey – Wait, collect? COLLECT? And what, just let it sit there on the shelf? Oh, screw you.. I’m gonna come and steal all your `spensive whiskey and sit down in your kitchen and drink it, and maybe even make myself some pancakes.
- counsil those who need help – But not those who need SPELLING help, right? RIGHT?!
- watch episodes of scurbs – “Scurbs” is that spin-off of `Scrubs’, where they’re all trapped on a British sailing vessel in the 1700’s and nobody’s eating enough citrus, right?
- live in jack sparrow’s boat – Candidate for an extra on `Scurbs’.
- Think for yourself – Hey! SPEAK for yourself.
- meet straight man! – You are goin’ to the WAY wrong bars, sister..
- Ride a Mary go round – She’s 5’8, dyed blond, roots are showing, wearing hotpants and a t-shirt that says, `Of course I suck cock’ and you can generally find her on the corner of Garfield and Colfax. I think her name’s “Susan”, but I could be wrong. Maybe “George”.
- control what comes out of my mouth – Step one, slow down on the liquor.
- am following my bliss – SWEET! Am thinkin’ about sex! Anybody else want to chime in?
- am in love – NICE! Am considering shaving my head! (Somebody? Anybody?)
- bussnies – Sounds kinda like a business for bunnies or something..
- meet the air force fitness requirements – Dude. It’s like, “do a pushup, then drink three beers at the O-Club.”
- I want to see Duran duran – And I want to pretend the 80’s never existed.
- take nursing – ...Out dancing? For granted? To a whole new level, like maybe.. NAKED NURSING??!!
- cook (real food) every night – Yeah, `cause cooking cardboard and pencil shavings is getting a little boring.
- learn about jellyfish – Lemme save you the trouble, they’re like fish.. but jelly. And they sting you. And it hurts. And it doesn’t help when people pee on it, that’s just a vehicle for your friends to laugh at you.
- be less sarcastic and cold – And then you will be king of the emos.
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