lepton




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lepton's Life List

  1. 1. join a cult
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  2. 2. Refine my plan for utopian society
    2 people
  3. 3. die alone
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  4. 4. censor the internet
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  5. 5. To see how large an entry I can write about how this site is funded by amazon.com and that any information you enter here might be used by Amazon.com or maybe they are just doing something like this for fun. Yea that must be it. Amazon.com loves throwin
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  6. 6. destroy the world
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  7. 7. Drink eight glasses of beer each day
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  8. 8. be a guest on Mancow's Morning Madhouse
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  9. 9. give George Bush a good spanking
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  10. 10. shop at Hot Topic
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  11. 11. synthesize petroleum using nanotechnology
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  12. 12. Have an underground lair
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    428 people
  13. 13. live in sin
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  14. 14. send someone an anonymous gift
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  15. 15. be more like the ocean, no talking, all action.
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  16. 16. hold a party involving 500 loyal followers and a truckload of kool aid before discarding our human containers to ride a comet to heaven
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  17. 17. beat the endboss of the Internet.
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  18. 18. try dumpster diving at least once
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  19. 19. resist all pressures to be bubbly, sparkly, perky or professionally upbeat.
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  20. 20. Learn to spell
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  21. 21. learn Visual Basic
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  22. 22. get a job
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  23. 23. witness the end of Firefox
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  24. 24. Move out of my parents' basement
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  25. 25. steal a babys ice cream
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  26. 26. Meet Billy Corgan
    36 people
  27. 27. meet Michael Stipe
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  28. 28. choose JIF
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  29. 29. shut down 43things.com
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  30. 30. unionize wal-mart
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  31. 31. frown more
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  32. 32. die a virgin
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  33. 33. be just like everybody else
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  34. 34. see the Democratic Party reinvent itself and take back America!
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  35. 35. rob Fort Knox
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  36. 36. save toby
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  37. 37. kill myself
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  38. 38. be sad
    7 people
  39. 39. eat a person
    18 people
  40. 40. Kill a man with my bare hands
    8 people
  41. 41. tag a goal so it shows up in as many keyword searches as possible
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    1 person
  42. 42. remove the Republicans from office
    4 people
  43. 43. call my own number
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Recent entries
joke about being the antichrist
It Catches Up with You 3 years ago

Back in early 2004 I joked about being the Antichrist to try to smoothe over some awkward bashing of the Catholic church. Suffice it to say that May I lost my job and went so crazy I had to be hospitalized for ten days. It didn’t stop there, for the last two years I have beeen rejected for every job I apply for and God increasingly has been telling me to kill myself.

My advice to readers is save a lot of trouble, guard your tongue and don’t be as flippant as I was. Joking about being the Antichrist is the heavenly equivalent of joking about a bomb in an airport. Don’t do it.



destroy the world
Help with this 4 years ago

how to destroy the world at Sam’s Archive for more help on this



Learn to spell
shameless plug 4 years ago

A shameless plug for the new Spelling Therapy site which attempts to color-code common spelling mistakes. If you store words as images in your brain, this may be of help.

http://spellingtherapy.com/



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