Impossible mansion is a place were deer live. It has dandelions wrapping around its pillars and enough space for a gig, if needed. Inside deer read books all day and eat Indian food. There’s a time machine, which doesn’t really work so they use it to drop acid in. There isn’t a better place to live in than the Impossible Mansion.
Sneer sneer, but we’re the deer.
lets_not's Life List
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1. learn Gaelic
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2. learn to play acoustic guitar
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3. learn to raise just one eyebrow
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4. buy a polaroid camera
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5. go to Roskilde next year
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6. see all episodes of Lost
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7. to be a deer
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8. to live in Impossible Mansion
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9. hang out posters with both Patrick Wolf and Wolfman in them
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10. quote Henry Wotton
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11. to do Kliudziau
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12. send Pixay the scenario
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13. raise sheep
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14. lose everything
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15. sleep with a HIV+
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16. make a DIY Muse t-shirt
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17. study horology
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18. film a video for whitelightgenerator
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19. complete NaNoWriMo 2007
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20. visit The Stanley Hotel
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21. forge money
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It was short, it was nice, but now..
- my aunt thinks I’m beautiful, score
- it doesn’t look like shit if I forget to mess with hair products
- guys like it
- girls like it
- I get a shitload of hair compliments
- if I get into trouble, I’ll be able to hang myself before the interrogation starts
- looks a bit better in photographs than before
- I can shield my face if needed
It left me an awkward feeling in a negative way, the city that once was so developing and powerful looked a bit..falling into decay. As if it stopped in the developing process and time slowly destroyed it.
But I was pleased to discover Russian ice-cream is still as good as I remembered it, truly brilliant. I don’t really love ice-cream but I ate it almost every day in Moscow. Bolshoj Teatr is also a big plus.
It looked a bit like a bigger version of my hometown years ago, it was strange, at places great, at places even shocking, but definately worth doing.


