even if i had all the money in the world, thus affording a stay at some swanky joint, i would still stay at a hostel. especially if you’re travelling alone, they are the best place to meet people from all over, the best place to have the most socially enriching (and drunken) good times. and hey, they are cheap, always a plus.
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1. finish before I start
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2. pack my whole life into a briefcase
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3. gracefully circumvent the quarter-life crisis
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4. go to amsterdam by my lonesome (where i will then befriend a down&out hooker)
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5. befriend a hooker
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6. meet someone with a fear of garden gnomes
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7. clone loretta lynn
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8. become the beerpong champion
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9. have a strange encounter in the produce section of the supermarket
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10. incite a pantsless riot
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11. live naked for a week
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12. awaken my primal libido
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13. strike my enemy with a golf putter
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14. go camping with a gallon of cheap bourbon
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15. stare recklessly at the sun
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16. touch elbows with someone
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17. find true willing cohorts
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18. live on frozen treats
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19. get carotenosis
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20. slush through midnight puddles
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21. "yonic" to become the new it-word
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22. ignite the return of speakeasies with some kind of hip ad campaign
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23. skinny dip in your psyche
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24. experience a visceral and gritty evening
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25. rid the world of redundant mutterings
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26. write a bildungsroman
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27. silence all monkey chatter in my brain
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28. get over it
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29. live like it's always summertime
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30. play hide & seek
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31. get a six pack
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just got back from most gritty, visceral vacation of my life – went to london by myself for week; a definite place you should cross the pond for.
also, if you’re into meeting new people – especially crazy irish people, australians who are white as day yet convinced the are aboriginal, sex-crazed bartenders and scottish chicks who call you’re mom when you’re not looking – stay at the astor hyde park hostel, it’s a helluva time because, invariably, you have to throw yourself into the new culture. plus, it’s right across the street from hyde park (beautiful and home to the most nonchalant ducks and swans you’ll ever come across) and in an actual residential neighbourhood which gives you the cache of not feeling too incredibly touristy. and hey, you might even get lucky in the stairwell (i did.)
additionally, the london eye is overrated, but the tate modern is one of the most fascinating places you’ll ever set foot in. also, be sure to stand astride time and straddle the hemispheres in greenwich, just to say you did. and, if you’re into getting lost or feeling like alice in wonderland, check out the maze at hampton court palace – you’ll feel worlds away from london but it’s still just in zone 6.
new york city changed my life. sounds dramatic, yes, but for some reason everything is better there: the beer (even colt 45), the pizza (and only $2.50 for a slice as big as your head!), the sidewalks, even the stench of trash piled outside so high you wonder who’s christmas it was today. all better. there’s something magic about that city, everything kind of tumbles together and you see why people don’t mind living in rooms so small they can touch opposite walls with their fingers and toes.



