fuck acid, research chems
3 years ago
yeah, you just thought you had tripped balls until you do 40 mg of 2C-I.
| 1. |
download my personality into a network of cray supercomputers
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1 person |
| 2. |
give a slim jim to a starving dog
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1 person |
| 3. |
pat someone on the head and say 'go get em tiger'
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2 people |
| 4. |
make banana muffins with pecans
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1 person |
| 5. |
read the bible backwards
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3 people |
| 6. |
have my corpse exploded over a large metropolitan area
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1 person |
| 7. |
get paid for having sex
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 8. |
take a dump
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20 people |
| 9. |
rent out the space inside my nose
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1 person |
| 10. |
punch rush limbaugh in the face
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1 person |
| 11. |
replace the french language with pig latin
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1 person |
| 12. |
give the high hard one to smurfette
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1 person |
| 13. |
punch sean hannity in the face
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1 person |
| 14. |
terraform mars
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2 people |
| 15. |
stop scratching my arms
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4 people |
| 16. |
use the force
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59 people |
| 17. |
build a nuclear bomb
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3 people |
| 18. |
fly on the space shuttle
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4 people |
| 19. |
make everybody agree with me
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 20. |
say i'm sorry to that little black kid, jackie, who i used to push down in kindergarten
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1 person |
| 21. |
give a king a really hard time
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1 person |
| 22. |
start a range war
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1 person |
| 23. |
turn unbearable pain into extra income
|
1 person |
| 24. |
eat right stay fit and die anyway
|
1 person |
| 25. |
filet a panda
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 26. |
give up
1 entry |
49 people |
| 27. |
piss on mrs pates grave
|
1 person |
| 28. |
commit suicide
1 cheer |
1,280 people |
| 29. |
shit a gold brick
|
1 person |
| 30. |
kill myself
|
683 people |
| 31. |
have sex with the olsen twins
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1 person |
| 32. |
frighten children
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 33. |
piss off the pope
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1 person |
| 34. |
do drugs
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60 people |
| 35. |
do everything at once
|
1 person |
| 36. |
change the alphabet
|
2 people |
| 37. |
live forever
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768 people |
| 38. |
jump on a flying shroom
|
1 person |
| 39. |
trip acid
1 entry |
4 people |
| 40. |
declare war on the war on drugs
|
1 person |
| 41. |
find a bag of money
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4 people |
| 42. |
barbecue my right hand on a flame broiler
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1 person |
| 43. |
go to mars
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136 people |
yeah, you just thought you had tripped balls until you do 40 mg of 2C-I.
sometimes i just feel like giving up. i mean… is it even worth devoting the time anymore? i get so frustrated sometimes and wonder if there is even a point to all this… how many other people feel this way after playing bejeweled for 3 hours?