I'm doing 43 things
fuck acid, research chems
3 years ago
yeah, you just thought you had tripped balls until you do 40 mg of 2C-I.
malfunkshun's Life List
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1. download my personality into a network of cray supercomputers
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2. give a slim jim to a starving dog
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3. pat someone on the head and say 'go get em tiger'
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4. make banana muffins with pecans
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5. read the bible backwards
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6. have my corpse exploded over a large metropolitan area
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7. get paid for having sex
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8. take a dump
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9. rent out the space inside my nose
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10. punch rush limbaugh in the face
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11. replace the french language with pig latin
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12. give the high hard one to smurfette
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13. punch sean hannity in the face
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14. terraform mars
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15. stop scratching my arms
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16. use the force
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17. build a nuclear bomb
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18. fly on the space shuttle
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19. make everybody agree with me
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20. say i'm sorry to that little black kid, jackie, who i used to push down in kindergarten
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21. give a king a really hard time
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22. start a range war
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23. turn unbearable pain into extra income
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24. eat right stay fit and die anyway
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25. filet a panda
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26. give up
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27. piss on mrs pates grave
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28. commit suicide
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29. shit a gold brick
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30. kill myself
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31. have sex with the olsen twins
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32. frighten children
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33. piss off the pope
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34. do drugs
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35. do everything at once
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36. change the alphabet
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37. live forever
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38. jump on a flying shroom
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39. trip acid
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40. declare war on the war on drugs
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41. find a bag of money
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42. barbecue my right hand on a flame broiler
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43. go to mars
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Recent entries
sometimes i just want to give up
3 years ago
sometimes i just feel like giving up. i mean… is it even worth devoting the time anymore? i get so frustrated sometimes and wonder if there is even a point to all this… how many other people feel this way after playing bejeweled for 3 hours?
