marivella

So it turns out I cannot be the coolest auntie ever just through will power. It turns out I am the coolest auntie ever BECAUSE she is the coolest niece ever. (No offense to all you other aunties and uncles out there, but, seriously.) I knew that I would love this girl, but I had no idea how much I would like her – she is fun and smart and really really messy. And, she loves me. Which is awesome. And makes me feel like the coolest auntie ever.

I have spent a year learning how to be an auntie, and trying my hardest to be the coolest. I don’t think I will ever be certain that I am the best most amazing most fun safest most wonderfulest auntie in the world. BUT, undoubtedly she is the coolest niece in the world. A walking, giggling, beautiful fun-machine.
Can you dig it?

This letter serves as formal notice of my resignation, effective December 29, 2006. Due to the less intensive and stressful nature of the graduate program I am enrolling in I will be happy to leave my prozac, whiskey, and voodoo dolls in my cubicle for my successor.

Thank you for teaching me the wonders of corporate politics, the delicate nature of a coffee machine, and how to kneel before the bottom line.

Sincerely,
M