Since I’m not already royalty, don’t have any royal connections, and aren’t attractive or rich enough to merit a date with any princesses, I’ll probably have to start my own country.
I’ll probably purchase a small island and declare myself King. The title won’t be a complete sham, though — I’ll definitely have a throne constructed and wear royal robes and a crown (though I might have to get the jewels for the crown from a quarter machine).
