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2 years ago
So, who wants to not only sleep in a coffin but OWN one? I found a few coffin beds online, but there’s no way I’ll pay that much for one… I think once I get a better place I’ll build my own.
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Have a baby
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Have 8+ kids (some through adoption)
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get good grades in college
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volunteer in Africa
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receive a letter from Hogwarts apologizing for the late owl but informing me that i am actually a wizard.
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get a lip piercing
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build a coffin
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buy a farting hippo toy!
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Figure out a way to make my favorite flip flops quit making those farting sounds whenever I walk
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sleep in a coffin
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mail myself
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mail a banana
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To live instead of exist
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wake up when my alarm clock goes off
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meet Ellen Degeneres.
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break my wrist
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adopt a child with special needs
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So, who wants to not only sleep in a coffin but OWN one? I found a few coffin beds online, but there’s no way I’ll pay that much for one… I think once I get a better place I’ll build my own.
I love Bert. (NCIS, PAULEY YOU ROCK MY SOCKZ!) So I want to find and buy one for myself. :)
I’m not sure, I think you’d have to apply some sort of coat to the bottom to remove the friction that creates the fart noise…