No matter how many times I watch the dance sequence, I can never remember everything…
I’ve broken a mirror doing this, which may be the reason I can never get it down pat.
Anyway, I’m gonna keep trying :)
| 1. |
Learn the Napoleon Dynamite dance
1 entry |
1,212 people |
| 2. |
cut up all my newspapers, and turn them into a ransom note, and hide it in a thermos.
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2 people |
| 3. |
MAKE AN EMO CLOTHING BRAND
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78 people |
| 4. |
die
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1,575 people |
| 5. |
Sit down to wee and stand up to poo at job interviews.
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1 person |
| 6. |
Cut off all my hair, and knit it into a beannie, and throw it off a bridge.
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 7. |
Adopt a child, and teach it how to knit, and call it Adolph Dibbler.
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 8. |
Go to parties I'm not invited to, locate the vegemite, and write my name on everyone.
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3 people |
| 9. |
Live in a tent on a platform of skateboards that's tied to a tram.
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2 people |
| 10. |
Invite strangers into my house and put on a slideshow of other people's Nans
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 11. |
Hold my own art exhibition: a chuppa chupps stuck to a swimming cap, and NOBODY'S INVITED!
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2 people |
| 12. |
Dye my alphabet soup purple and pour it on the lawn
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1 person |
| 13. |
Find a promiscuous girlfriend and wear myself out
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1 person |
| 14. |
HIM
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7 people |
| 15. |
have a penpal
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300 people |