I'm doing 43 things
Snooty bastards
2 years ago
I hate them Canadians! They are like Mexicans without the tasty burritos.
mesosuchus's Life List
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1. Make Voltron my bitch.
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2. Giggle like a school girl hopped up on angel dust.
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3. Convince people that pollen is nothing more than tree jizzum.
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4. Avoid ever putting stuff up my butthole
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5. Never be teleological
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6. Time travel with a monkey
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7. Bitch-slap Richard Dawkins
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8. Make atheism mandatory for all politicians.
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9. Learn how to use MatLab. Screw you Matlab.
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10. Open first Spork museum.
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11. Blow up squirrels with my brain.
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12. Discover UFOs killed the dinosaurs
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13. Hug Optimus Prime
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14. Grow a prehensile tail.
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15. Throw a midget into a black hole.
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16. Kick a Canadian in the nuts.
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17. Eat some tasty pie!
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18. Understand the math behind string theory.
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19. Cause more global warming.
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20. Lather up a hobo with honey butter.
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21. Blow up the sun
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22. Own more Macs
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23. Feed the homeless to the hungry
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24. Use my scientific knowledge for evil.
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25. Give your mom a mullet.
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26. Live forever!
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27. Take a poop on a mime
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28. Travel to an alternate reality where Invader Zim was never canceled
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29. Sex up a donkey named Phillis
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30. Clone Jesus...then eat him.
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31. Clone my own moa...then eat it.
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32. Swim in an ocean of Nutella
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33. Be a mildly insane philosopher.
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34. Castrate the stupid.
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35. Touch my Wii in that ever so special way.
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36. Robo-death-kittens: must own them
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37. Genetically engineer bananas that do not look like giant yellow wangs.
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38. Make hippies bathe.
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39. Get PhD. Use PhD to impress the ladies.
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40. Grow a third nipple.
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41. Invent the world's first Abort-o-ray.
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42. Never bring the sexy back. Who knows where it has been.
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43. Control my own zombie horde.
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Recent entries
Yes, its true
2 years ago
Seriously, who cares about that bolide impact in the Yucatan. It was those damn UFOs!! They loved the dino-meat.
They have it coming.
2 years ago
Don’t you just hate how those squirrels look at you. Those arrogant little furry arboreal rodents must be stopped. If we do not get them they will beyond a doubt eat our babies!
