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micropenis

micropenis's Life List

2. 1.

   pee in public

   5 people

3. 2.

   feed someone poop

   1 person

4. 3.

   Go Kayaking

   607 people

5. 4.

   get a job 1 cheer

   12,555 people

6. 5.

   contract kuru and then have my corpse used as hot dog meat

   1 person

7. 6.

   Learn to cook

   10,128 people

8. 7.

   Run around town in a bear suit 2 cheers

   113 people

9. 8.

   commit seppuku

   3 people

10. 9.

    own a gila monster

    1 person

11. 10.

    snort bath salts

    1 person

12. 11.

    get laid more often

    32 people

13. 12.

    give people crabs

    1 person

14. 13.

    get Bubonic Plague

    2 people

15. 14.

    regret nothing

    388 people