Have more sex, that is. I like it, I hear that I’m good at it and damn it, I could raise my totals if I just tried a little harder. Okay, maybe a lot harder but, as we all know, faint heart never won fair lady!
missmonkey's Life List
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1. get a tongue stud
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2. be able to run round-trip and non-stop from my doorstep to 72nd Place
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3. Stand up on a wave
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4. be someone's best friend
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5. meet more women
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6. ride critical mass
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7. Get a tattoo
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8. ride every roller coaster on the Las Vegas Strip in one day
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9. get a silhouette done of me at Disneyland
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10. have more sex
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11. Have a romantic date in Paris
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12. be serenaded
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13. learn to play Vince Guaraldi's "Charlie Brown Christmas" on piano
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14. learn to play "I Should Have Known Better" by The Beatles on harmonica
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15. write a novel
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16. Tango in Buenos Aires
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17. get arrested
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18. live by myself
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19. Visit New York City
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20. assist Penn & Teller with their bullet-catch bit
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21. knit a sweater for myself
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22. Keep a photo blog
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23. share my life with an equal minded emotionally mature individual
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24. Buy a House
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25. get married
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26. have children
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27. Take more pictures
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28. see the taj mahal at sunrise
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29. do 10 pull-ups
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30. fall in love
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31. Drive across the USA
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32. visit all 50 states
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33. bike down Haleakala
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34. ski Mauna Kea in the morning and take an ocean swim in the same day
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35. make a list of 50 things I like about myself
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36. commit suicide
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37. learn to talk dirty without laughing
1 person
I love women. I like to talk to them, to look at them and get close to them. If more than that happens, hooray for me! But getting to know more women is a top goal I’m making in time for summer.
I’m never going to get rid of this feeling. It won’t go away so I’ve decided to pacify it. It has agreed to quietly sit in the corner while I work my way through this list. Oddly enough, I feel better now that I’m not fighting it.
Now that I know that it’s an option for me, I can approach my life with an enthusiasm I didn’t have before. I feel like I have nothing to lose now. It takes the specter of suicide to give me the confidence to just not give a shit about the things I do in my life. I’ll do what I please for as long as I like and when I’m done, I’ll quit. For some reason, it feels better this way.
