misswithers




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  1. 1. paint the guest room
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  2. 2. Sew a punk rock quilt out of Derricks old tshirts
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    1 person
  3. 3. get laser hair removal
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    484 people
  4. 4. Use my gocco printer
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  5. 5. Copyright my artwork
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  6. 6. get the kitchen knives sharpened
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  7. 7. play a George Formby song on the ukulele
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  8. 8. go to Bob Kato's drawing club
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  9. 9. curate an art show and donate part of the profits to an animal charity
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  10. 10. set up the sewing machine
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  11. 11. beat someone to death with a can of peas
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  12. 12. stop being fat
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  13. 13. have the hallway wallpapered
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  14. 14. go on a 2 month comic convention tour of the united states and canada with lourdes
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  15. 15. learn german
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  16. 16. be witness at an exorcism
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  17. 17. commit suicide
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  18. 18. buy a mattress for the extra bed
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  19. 19. eat more meat
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  20. 20. scream at someone who annoys me
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  21. 21. learn to knit
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  22. 22. convert the garage into a studio space
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  23. 23. Re-learn to play the violin
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  24. 24. ride on Angels' Flight
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  25. 25. dress as bea arthur for halloween
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  26. 26. study linguistics
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  27. 27. build a PEZ display rack
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  28. 28. find the meaning
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  29. 29. have a cobra and several rattlesnakes bite some vegans and see if they refuse the antidote, the fucking hypocrites
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  30. 30. check myself into an asylum
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  31. 31. get drunk off good ol' hillbilly moonshine
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  32. 32. be self-published
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  33. 33. sell crap at a comic convention
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  34. 34. feel the burn
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  35. 35. hide a stash of hooch in the crawlspace
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  36. 36. guilt people into buying me things
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  37. 37. build a human being from chicken parts
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  38. 38. Have a book published
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  39. 39. find derricks old girlfriends and beat them up
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  40. 40. fogettaboudit
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  41. 41. reupholster the chair I found on the curb
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have my picture taken with weird al (read all 5 entries…)
Untitled 2 years ago



stop being fat
I've slowed it down at least 2 years ago

Week 2 of working out 3 mornings a week.

Lourdes joined a gym and put me on as her guest. We’ve been to one yoga class so far. I think we’re going to go again this week, but she might be in Las Vegas…



destroy feminism (read all 4 entries…)
Untitled 2 years ago

It’s funny how, when you express any sort of criticism of feminism, a slew of feminists come out of the woodwork and avidly reinforce those negative views.
Women want respect and equality, then earn it, instead of whining until everyone has to pretend they respect you for something you don’t deserve respect for, which is really all the equal rights movement accomplished. No one tells dirty jokes around the water cooler anymore because they’re afraid of getting sued, not because they respect your womanliness. And I fucking liked hearing the dirty jokes so fuck you feminists for ruining my good time.

Look, it’s actually really simple: Women are not equal to men. We never have been, we never will be. This doesn’t mean I want to go live in Iraq, it’s just a fact. We will all be equal when men get maternity leave and I can write my name in snow. We are DIFFERENT. And that’s GOOD. Pretending everyone is equal is totally contrary to the point feminists try to make about being special and powerful, in fact all they have been fighting to achieve is that they can rise to the same levels of power as men, when what real feminists should be focusing on what they can achieve without comparing, it’s the comparing that is proof that you’re really full of bullshit and don’t believe what you’re preaching in the first place.
“I shall be treated as well as a man.” Is something stupid to strive towards. You should be striving to be a good woman. Does that mean you spit in the face of every guy who tried to open a door for you? If you’re equal to a man, show me your damn penis. Let’s have a sword-fight. OOPS. You can’t. And then you say, “Well, girl power!” So now you’re a female chauvinist, is that it?



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